the aging balding type

"Alpha Males Softball" tank top for sale at the local thrift store. i was trying to convince my roommate to buy it.

Power of two

Nerds
2^2
Ever

The kid wearing the shirt looked fairly non-nerdy. In fact without the shirt you'd never have known his secret identity.

they'd like you to think that

"i guess there's no swedish mafia," says a classmate.

"doesn't matter that i'm not on tv"

When you're sporting the "People follow my fashion" shirt, which btw is rather difficult to read, you tell the world what they should already know.

"You never did, did you?"

My "I (heart) Curry" shirt currently set to be donated.

"No seriously, let's talk"

Don saw a shirt that said "Do I Dazzle You?" waiting in line for his student ID